Saturday 7 March 2009

Have I Got MMOnews For You

Host: And the final round is “Continue the Prime Minister’s Question”. This week, teams, Keith Vaz has been calling for tough game ratings: “Given the fact that there is increasing availability of these games on the internet exhibiting scenes of graphic and gratuitous violence, when is the government proposing to implement the Bryon Report in full?”

Melmoth: … to which the leader of the opposition replied by leaping across the floor, punching Mr Vaz in the face and then teabagging him over the seat of the speaker of the house.

Zoso: “… specifically, the bit about not letting nasty people gank other people in Darkfall and call them bad names and nick their stuff”, continued Mr Vaz who had earlier lost his prized Bronze Claymore.

Host: Goodnight!

Studio lights dim, theme tune plays.

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