M’colleague has concerns over the rapid levelling in Rift, and whether there’s enough of an end game to sustain players who may be reaching it within the first month that comes with the box. Sounds like a sufficiently weighty issue on which to unleash the Sentient KiaSA Anti-Spam Captcha AI, so I uploaded plenty of subscriber numbers, levelling trends and forum posts from MMOGs of the past ten years and asked it for an optimal end game solution.
+++ Melon melon melon +++ +++ zerozerozerozerozerozeroone +++ +++ Suggest: upon reaching level cap, display large banner: "CONGRATULATIONS! Now bugger off back to WoW." +++ +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++
Divide by cucumber error? Again? T’ch. Looks like I’ll have to work on another patch for the KiaSA Anti-Spam Captcha AI. Might try cabbage this time, see how that work out.
Terry Pratchett’s lawyers are on the phone.
They’d like a word.