You can contact us via email using ‘melmoth’ or ‘zoso’ at kiasa dot org.

Or suckmasterburstingfoam at kiasa dot org.

Unfortunately Richard Stroker, Roger Bottoms, Peter Foreskin, Eric Felcher and Doris Whorebastard cannot be reached at this address.

We’re also available on Twitter as @melmothulhu and @zosoz
Bonus points available if you can tell who is who from our cunningly disguised names.