The first question I asked Melmoth about Minecraft was “Why am I punching a chicken with some sand?”
He’d extolled its virtues to me, see, so I’d figured “what the heck”, grabbed it, launched straight into a single player game knowing nothing about it. Tutorials are for the weak! I landed on the beach of a blocky world, jumped around a bit, found some trees and some roving livestock, clicked the mouse button causing my blocky hand to flail around a bit, picked up some sand, and attacked a chicken with it. Had no idea what was going on, so I asked Melmoth what I was supposed to be doing. And he explained.
I don’t know whether to praise it to the heavens, or warn you off in case you get hooked as well and never emerge.