Bonekickers is no Survivor

Alas, poor Bonekickers; I knew it, Horatio. A programme of infinite jest, how abhorred in my imagination it is! Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your songs? Your crowbarring of Excalibur into wildly inappropriate historical settings?

Well, a quarter of it, in the form of Julie Graham, is in Survivors, which kicked off on Sunday for a bit of light-hearted post-apocalyptic fun. I’m not sure if it’s just the taint of Bonekickers, but I don’t think it’s a good sign if you’re willing the focal character of the first episode to die of the plague and being terribly disappointed when she doesn’t. Graham was clearly channelling Bonekickers at one point as, pulling up to a hospital and finding the automatic doors at the entrance jammed and unpowered, she used her archaeological imagination to figure out that rather than going to find another door (hospitals are notorious for only having one entrance, aren’t they?), the best course of action would be to ram through the automatic doors in her car.

Still, on the whole it wasn’t too bad, 99.9% of the population died off over the course of the episode, and our titular survivors conveniently all met up in about ten minutes at the end. We didn’t get to see as much of the others, so have fairly broad-brush introductions so far (doctor, sociopath, playboy etc.), with any luck they’ll come to the fore from tonight on and we can banish the spirit of Bonekickers into some ancient crypt for a couple of thousand year. Then set fire to it.

4 thoughts on “Bonekickers is no Survivor

  1. Caspian

    Yeah, but did all of the dead ‘infected’ come back to life as zombies, hell bent on ending the life of the survivors?!

    That would have been much better… (Or maybe I am just playing too much L4D!)

  2. Aaron

    Well, the death of Bonekickers just killed off a chunk of my blog content for next year. Still it means I can spend the time doing something that won’t destroy my IQ.

  3. Zoso

    … did all of the dead ‘infected’ come back to life as zombies, hell bent on ending the life of the survivors?!

    There’s definitely scope for a Left 4 Dead mod; replace Zoey with Julie Graham’s Abby, any other three characters for the other three players, and then see how they’d handle the dead all rising up! (Answer: by shooting Abby as soon as they got guns, I’m guessing…)

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