Remember how I wrote about those mobstacles in Lord of the Rings Online’s Moria?
Good news: I’m out Moria now, and into Mirkwood.
Bad news: I’ve found the precise point where Turbine thought “Hey, y’know what we haven’t done in a while? Made half of the mobstacles stealthed so that the players can’t even attempt to avoid them!”
Good news: It means that I won’t be wasting a lot of time trying to avoid mobs.
Bad news: My screen is split into two sparking, buckled halves, with a big fist-sized hole in the middle of it.
Good news: I personally gained another rank in Screen Punching and my Fist of Fury skill was upgraded to the Fist of Fractures skill.
Bad news: The doctor at the hospital says that the fractures will take some time to heal.
Good news: The nurse was hot.
Bad news: I failed my opposed Sneak-A-Peak roll against Mrs Melmoth.
Good news: I was already in a hospital.
Bad news: The doctor tells me that I’m mistaken in thinking that men can re-grow their testicles like a lizard re-grows a lost tail.
Good news: My anger has subsided dramatically ever since I was partially neutered.
Bad news: I have a sudden urge to play Hello Kitty Online.
Good news: I hear that they don’t have STUPID MOBSTACLES THAT RUN AROUND HIDDEN AND AGGRO EVERY FIGHT WHERE YOU ARE ALREADY FACING A CLOSE FIGHT AGAINST THREE DIFFICULT MOBS, YOU BUNCH OF BASTAR…
<Sound of smashed TV screen>
<Sound of ambulance siren>