Kiasa Top Tips.

MMO players, don’t waste money on monthly subscriptions to your favourite game, simply simulate the experience for free in your own home by pretending that your partner has an exclamation mark over their head and asking them if there’s anything you can do for them. Once you have been given a chore, work at it non stop for hours until complete, and then pretend that you have gained a tiny increase in reputation with your partner’s faction. If you don’t have a partner, find an MMO playing friend who does and then form an adventuring party with them!

Yours paisley,

Mrs M Emmowidow, Somerset.

12 thoughts on “Kiasa Top Tips.

  1. mbp

    Um….apart from the yellow exclamation mark that sounds just like my life.

    Only the subscription is a bit more than €15 per month.

  2. Melmoth

    @Jason – Well obviously you get to <censored> and <censored> <censored> them a right royal <censored> in the <censored> for three hours solid, with a massive <censored> on your <censored> while a shaved marmoset <censored> <censored>s you with a pear, not to mention their <censored> leather <censored> with a <censored> roughly <censored> on your <censored> and covered in blackcurrant jam.

    Depends which faction your partner belongs to of course. If it’s the other faction, you get a cup of tea.

    @mbp – I feel your pain. Time to raid the kitchen for comfort loot^Wfood!

  3. Jason

    “…while a shaved marmoset s you with a pear…”

    Uh…I think I’ll skip that part of the reward.

    Jason (resident drunken idiot of Channel Massive)

  4. Elf

    It’s good advice and all, but I still haven’t worked out how to raise my rep above ‘hostile’ so that I am no longer attacked on sight.

  5. Melmoth

    It’s a strange thing, but apparently bringing the subject of your affections a bag full of Unidentified Plant Parts is not as welcomed in our world as one would imagine.

  6. Elf

    Waitaminnit: collecting ‘unidentified plant parts’ to give to an elf woman who then tells you what they are, how lovely you are to give them to her, and presents them in an attractive package…

    Is Blizzard trying to tell us something?

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