Thursday 6 August 2009

News-o-matic 3000

You may have heard the News-o-matic 3000 on Kiasacast Episode 5, our first attempt at an automated news delivery system. Unfortunately something went a little wrong with the wiring, we think in the text-to-speech circuits, so we’re going to give it a try with plain text output instead. Here we go now…

And in the news for

AUGUST SIX TWO THOUSAND NINE

it seems that

STARCRAFT TWO

has been delayed due to

REASONS UNSPECIFIED

which is a shame, we were looking for-

ALTHOUGH IF IT’S NOT DUE TO ADDING LAN PLAY I WILL BE MOST AGGRIEVED

-ward to pl-

SOME OF THE MOST FUN I HAD WAS BACK ON SKARO WITH STARCRAFT LAN PARTIES ME AND CAAN AND THAY AND JAST IT WAS GREAT I WOULD ALWAYS PLAY THE ZERG AND THEY WOULD BE ALL LIKE NO WAY STOP WITH THE RUSHING YOU LAMER AND I WOULD BE ALL LIKE KEKEKEKEKEKE MAN IT WAS GREAT IF THERE IS NO LAN PLAN IN STARCRAFT TWO THEN WE WILL TRAVEL TO THE BLIZZARD HEADQUARTERS AND EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EX-TERM-IN-ATE! EX-TERM-IN-ATE!

Oh dear. Still a bit of fine tuning needed, I think.

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