So we had health and mana potions; now comes an announcement of WoW-inspired health and mana bars. Presumably Lembas do bread, so that’s Lord of the Rings Online taken care of, and Warhammer Online could put out a range of ales to go with its steins, but there are still a couple of gaps in the market. I think I might pitch Pirates of the Burning Sea branded Hard Tack (with Extra Weevil!) to Flying Labs, and surely the Super Deluxe Extra Limited Edition of Star Wars: The Old Republic would be improved by the inclusion of a bottle of Midichlorian Packed Membrosia…
Well, I think Pirates of the BS already has a head start, although maybe energy drinks might be the way they should go. My favorite name?
Mad Maginn’s Mezcal.
A shot of Hoynes’ Hoodlum Hooch would go down a treat as well, yarr!