“Hmm, I’ve heard of Quick Love, Rough Love, Hand Love, and Lip Love. But what is MMO Love?”
“£15.99 a month darling; for that you can grind away as much as you like, but just as you think you’re as purple as you can get and about to reach a climax, I shift position and offer up a whole new area to explore, and you have to start all over again.”
Nice. I had MMO love for a couple of years, but found myself dissatisfied and moved on.
MMO’s: Grind away but never climax ?
I’m in it for the achievements!
@Ben: So now we just need to work out why so many people prefer solo MMO love to group MMO love.
@welshtroll: It’s great that we can all do those achievements in one big party; yes, it’s nice that we can all come together like that.
Group MMO love chafes too much, and you have to shower first, if you’re polite.
@melmoth alas the “party” size is restricted to 6 persons :(
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