[To the tune of Katy Perry’s I Kissed A Girl]

This was never the way I planned, not my intention.
I got so brave, drink in hand, lost my discretion.
It’s not what I’m used to, just wanna try this ‘con’.
I’m curious it’s true, caught my attention.

I bought a pet and I liked it,
The waste of my would-be paycheck.
I bought a pet just to try it,
I hope my guild mates don’t mind it.
It felt so wrong,
It felt so right,
It don’t mean I’d buy more tonight.
I bought a pet and I liked it,
I liked it.

What can I say? They went for my Pandaren weak spot and scored a critical hit.

Posted by Melmoth at 2:14 pm