Or: Another reason not to talk about MMOs at dinner parties.
“… yes, my wife is quite the convert and enjoys regular group sessions down in that dungeon.”
“… and my youngest son was playing with a priest the other day, he said that they just had great fun buffing each other over and over.”
“… dwarf was thrusting away with this enormous purple weapon, much to the squealing delight of my girlfriend. She said afterwards that she couldn’t believe the amount of penetration it had, although that did mean the whole thing was over rather quickly as nothing could take a beating like that for very long.”