In Rift my Bahmi has a racial ability: Mighty Leap.
It has little effect in PvE; mobs will still aggro if I try to leap over the top of them; I can sometimes use it to negotiate that damnable bane of all MMO heroes – the slight incline in terrain; but generally the ability does nothing.
Except look exceptionally cool.
I can use it to leap past an unsuspecting mob (admittedly not hard, seeing as, outside of a five yard radius, they all have the observational skills of a mole in a blindfold ), and if I position myself just right, I can land with a thud in front of them, and follow it immediately by a second thud, delivered with force to their braincase using my two-handed hammer.
It’s Batman. It’s Hulk. It’s Neo. And it’s Goku. It’s Spiderman; Predator; Aang.
It’s V.
It’s glee.
It’s you. And me.
Isn’t that what a hero should be?
That was a party political broadcast on behalf of the Still Just A Goddamn MMO Valet Party.
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