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“Freddie Flintoff in Nintendo boss rescue”

For gaming readers unfamiliar with cricket, Andrew “Freddie” Flintoff was a fine all-rounder, particularly outstanding in England’s 2005 Ashes win, perhaps as famous for getting into difficulties himself with pedal-based transport.

For cricketing readers unfamiliar with gaming, Nintendo are a large Japanese consumer electronics company who make the Wii games console.

For readers unfamiliar with cricket, gaming, the concept of a “rescue” or the word “in”: welcome to the planet, lupDujHomwIj lubuy’moH gharghmey.