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The love that lasts the longest is the love that is never returned.

The Ewok Festival of Love returns to Star Wars Galaxies on February 9th.

Empire agents everywhere will get the chance to charge around the galaxy, hunting and locking up all those sexual deviants who like to participate in festivals where the objective is to love-up small children dressed in teddy bear outfits.

In the meantime, members of the Rebel Alliance will have the opportunity to show George Lucas just how much they appreciated Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure by slaughtering Ewoks wholesale and crafting a lost-technology-quality bind-on-equip coat from their skins, called the Fuculucas.

As one would rightly expect from the name, the Ewok Festival of Love is a wondrous time for wholesale slaughter in the Star Wars galaxy. Enjoy!