The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron

It’s summer (apparently), so it’s Steam sale time. This year’s event has been going for a week now, but like last year I’ve generally resisted temptation, even without lashing myself to a mast or stuffing cheese in my ears. I’m not sure if it’s just my perception or a genuine shift but cheap games hardly seem particularly notable now, columns like Rock, Paper, Shotgun’s Bargain Bucket turning up sales from the various digital providers, pay-what-you-want bundles and the like on a weekly basis. There’s also the move of “free to play” from murkier backwaters to the mainstream (even if it’s still tainted in the eyes of some), making a plethora of shooters, MMOGs and more available for the princely sum of no pence. Unlike a few years back, “it was a bargain” isn’t really a good enough reason on its own any more.

Another factor is that previous sales, especially those involving large bundles, have resulted in many of us having Steam Libraries of Guilt, lengthy lists of games we really must go back and finish sometime… or indeed go back and *start* sometime; someone’s even come up with a nifty analysis tool to check the stats. I have been checking out this year’s daily Steam offers, something the Android mobile app is ideal for when out and about, or even when stuck at a loading screen in another game. There have been flashes of temptation (“75% off new powersets and end-game content for DCUO so it’s only a fiver?”), but rationalism has held sway (“Total time racked up with the game so far is about 37 minutes, extrapolating from that it’s unlikely I’ll need any end-game content until the year 2072. And then only if no more games are released in the meantime.”) I have bought one game, though; you probably haven’t heard of it, it’s a really obscure little title, goes by the name of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Just need to find the time to start it up now…

2 thoughts on “The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron

  1. Modran

    They got me in the first 2 days. Got me some Indie Bundle, Terraria, Legends of Grimrock and Bastion. That… certainly satiated my sales’ itch.
    In fact, since then, I’m telling myself “bah, there will be another sale when I have played all those fine games”. I just keep an eye open, you know, just in case something might click.
    You know.
    Just an eye.

  2. Klepsacovic

    They got me with Plants vs. Zombies and Stalker: Clear Sky. I’d wanted to try the first after playing it in WoW (clever advertising?) and the second was the second in a series that I really liked. Alas, reviews weren’t as good, but lowering the price enough made it worth it.

    On the other hand, I still have Thief, Assasin’s Creed, and some form of Crysis left to start, and those are just the titles I can remember off the top of my head.

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