Fast food in Deus Ex: Human Revolution.

I’m currently enjoying the world of Deus Ex: Human Revolution. Like the Old Man Murray walkthrough for the original game, I’m finding plenty of potential for amusement outside of the main storyline.

Mrs Walters, an old dear who’s a bit forgetful, constantly asked for her meal throughout the entirety of our conversation together, somehow mistaking my heavy assault rifle and cyber-enhanced limbs for the Meals on Wheels man – a disguise which never seems to fool security personnel, more’s the pity. Conversation over, and having searched the apartment for ammunition and weapons which I could use (curiously she didn’t have either: I thought it was law that people had military hardware strewn throughout their homes), I was on my way out when I glanced towards her kitchen; seeing as I had super-strength from various body augmentations, I thought I’d try to help with her immediate meal concerns.

She didn’t seem to appreciate it.

4 thoughts on “Fast food in Deus Ex: Human Revolution.

  1. Melmoth Post author

    I get a real Dalek vibe from the fridge freezer in that picture, as though it’s shouting “YOU. WILL. SIT!” and the old lady is just trying to avoid eye contact and not provoke it.

  2. Efithor

    I will confess to taking every single fridge I found in someones home and sticking it in someplace inconvenient. Like the shower.

  3. Jon Shute

    For the mission where you have to throw a guy off a roof to make it look like an accident I wasn’t 100% sure the fall killed him. Who knows what kind of enhancements he had to make the fall survivable? To make sure he was dead I threw his fridge down after him. Now it looks like he slipped while taking part in the strange new sport of extreme fridge-ing

  4. Melmoth Post author

    @Efithor: International Fridge Stacking Championships should be an Olympic sport, with judges awarding marks on inconvenience of location, damage caused, and surprise factor.

    @Jon Shute: Good work! You could also have strewn a few protein packets around to make it look as though he died trying to get a snack out of the fridge. Could have kept Columbo scratching his forehead on that one for a bit, I reckon.

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