What’s big, hairy and sounds like a police car?

I was watching a walkthrough of the current state of character customisation in Guild Wars 2 and I couldn’t help but notice a striking similarity between one of the default male Norn faces and a certain Irish actor.
Liam NeesonA Norn

A hybrid of Liam Neeson and a Norn? I shall dub him ‘Nee-norn’, and you will know of his approaching wrath from the sound he makes:

Nee-norn, nee-norn, nee-norn!

4 thoughts on “What’s big, hairy and sounds like a police car?

  1. Melmoth Post author

    Steroid abuse amongst male norns does seem quite rife. Either that or they’re all decendants of the Hulk.

    They’re still my favourite race however, though only by a slim margin over the Charr.

  2. Fuan

    “Nee-norn?” When Bart (of The Simpsons) gained some newfound respect for his father, Homer asked him, “Would you like to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you HoJoo.”

  3. Melmoth Post author

    Ah Homer, is there anything he can’t name?

    “I call the big one ‘Bitey’.”

    Would make a great name for a Charr.

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