“The Beleriand damage type is particularly strong against spiders, insects and ancient evil”
So says the tip on one of Lord of the Rings Online’s loading screens.
You have to wonder about the kind of people who invented that damage type.
“Ack! Ethel? Ethel!”
“Fetch me my slippers would you dearest? I’ve got a nasty little blighter running across the floor here that needs a whack.”
“Oh my, what is it?”
“A spider, dear.”
“Beleriand slippers, then?”
“Yes dear, of course my Beleriand slippers, what else am I going to use for a spider? And anyway, I’ll be needing them for the Dark World-eater I found behind the sofa too.”