A Hobbit’s Tale, by Bilbo Baggins.
Chapter 1 – Concerning Hunters
Really, if you ever find yourself in need of taking a ring to Mordor, just find a friendly Hunter and get them to teleport you there (and back again). Usually they’ll do it for free, but if not it’s only a matter of a donation of a few silver.
We got the Lonely Mountain sorted out in about half an hour one lazy morning: just teleported Thorin’s company and the entire population of the Shire into Dale and then raided that cave like it was open day at the pie shop. It was easy to find enough taxis for everyone, I mean, have you seen how many Hunters are running around Bree these days?
Poor old dragon didn’t stand a chance, and we teleported back to the Shire in time for elevenses.
And we all lived happily ever after, till the end of our days.
It’s curious, but I really had a feeling that this book was going to be much longer.