MMORPG Name Generator
melmoth, mmo, zoso July 20th, 2010
Got a brilliant idea for a new MMORPG, but just can’t come up with a catchy name? Simply follow these easy steps for a guaranteed smash hit:
- Stick a pin in the thesaurus entry for ‘realm’
- Add ‘of’
- Draw scrabble letters from a bag for a fantasy-sounding word
- Add punctuation of choice
- Append a portentous verb
KiaSA Studios are pleased to announce that Purview of Lsdqwny – Conflictening will be released in 2011 and feature exciting innovations including Levels, Statistics and Items, and Neck of the Woods of Gassdvhw{ Enthrustening has just started development, based around the novel idea of giving us lots of money in exchange for killing monsters or making swords or something.
Posted by Zoso at
11:38 am
July 20th, 2010 at 12:05 pm
In other news: Big Huge Games and 38 Studios announce Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning as the title of their forthcoming single player game based in the same universe as the Copernicus MMO, cunningly avoiding KiaSA’s extensive and rabid legal department (assuming Frank has managed to unstaple his tie from his tongue again) hounding them with respect to unlicensed use of the MMO Name Generator to create such a bland and formulaic title.
Frank awaits with bated breath (and bleeding tongue) the announcement of the True Name of the TOP SECRET Copernicus MMO, however.
July 20th, 2010 at 12:32 pm
Another alternative is to name it based on KiaSA’s anti-spam capcha system – Hence I bring you:
Parping of Smeg – Jectigation
Wenis of Rassasy – Erethism
or my personal favourite:
Frucking of Rimbuggle – DaidyDaisy
July 20th, 2010 at 1:10 pm
Dammit, those were supposed to be under NDA! Frank? FRANK? Oh gawd, who let him have a hole punch…
July 20th, 2010 at 5:40 pm
I got “Neighborhood of Lesbiod: Energized”. Bet their going to make me pay 15 dollars a month for it…
July 20th, 2010 at 5:47 pm
I’d play that game. Or maybe masturbate to it.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:32 pm
Daisydaisy of Clinchpooper; Impignorate Edition
Sounds like this one is for a “mature” audience.
July 21st, 2010 at 2:55 pm
Empire of Lard! Drippingdom