Thought for the day.
melmoth, mmo, tftd April 23rd, 2010
St George kills one lousy dragon and gets a day of national holiday in his memory.
I’ve killed hundreds of dragons, and all I have to show for it is this miserable +1 sword and bag full of vendor-trash drake toenails.
Posted by Melmoth at
8:36 am
April 23rd, 2010 at 11:26 am
Happy Saint George’s day!
April 23rd, 2010 at 11:57 am
Hundreds! Hundreds of dragons! And what do the NPCs give me? Forty seven copper, a pair of cloth trousers two sizes too small which boost all the wrong stats, and “Happy Saint George’s day!”.
Bah!
April 23rd, 2010 at 1:04 pm
But how many virgins have you rescued?
April 23rd, 2010 at 3:52 pm
Well technically none, but that’s because apparently, according to some Holy law or some such nonsense, they don’t count if they’re not virgins by the time you’ve finished rescuing them.
Woof!
April 23rd, 2010 at 4:14 pm
The thing is St-George soloed the dragon bare handed only by looking at it and screaming. It’s easy when you take 40 people to take the dragon but soloing him.. that’s impressive.
April 23rd, 2010 at 7:41 pm
If it makes you feel any better I got a Whelping Vanity Pet…
April 24th, 2010 at 12:50 pm
@lonomonkey: Clearly he exploits. He should have got a ban, not a sainthood.
@Capn John: Wait, we’re slaying dragons and you’re breeding new ones? Are you the next end-game boss in WoW’s Cataclysm expansion?