Rocked Off
rant, zoso February 16th, 2010
Dear Technology Sites (and the rest of the world),
“Rocking” is not a synonym of “featuring”, “running”, “including”, “wearing”, “demonstrating”, “eating” or whatever other sodbuggering verb, noun or adjective you’ve randomly decided to replace today.
“We’re totally rocking updates from the Mobile World Conference today where the latest Nokias are rocking a new operating system, HTC have unveiled a handset rocking a 3.7″ screen, I’m rocking a cool t-shirt and I’m going to rock a sandwich for lunch then rock a taxi to rock to the hotel to rhythmically move backwards and forwards myself to sleep.”
Posted by Zoso at
10:56 am
February 16th, 2010 at 11:30 am
“Rocking” is not a synonym of “featuring”, “running”, “including”, “wearing”, “demonstrating”, “eating” or whatever other sodbuggering verb,
Now ‘sodbuggering’ on the other hand is a positively splendiferous and yet underused word in the very average technologist’s marketing botty talk.
February 16th, 2010 at 11:34 am
Absolutely, if a phone was sodbuggering Android 2.1 I’d be much more interested…
February 16th, 2010 at 12:07 pm
Station.
February 18th, 2010 at 10:59 am
Replace “rock” with “smurf”. Carry on. (Note: only applicable to people born in the 1970s or early 1980s).