Comments on: Beware of short balding men in red robes.

By: Caspian

Caspian — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:30:16 +0000

I particularly liked the way that Venger had researched a variant of the ‘Magic Missile’ spell that always missed…

I’d want my money back on that bat guano if it was me…

By: Melmoth

Melmoth — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 10:09:27 +0000

Topical! Considering we’ve just passed “Dey’s maykin’ mah kids to wirship da SATANS!” day.

Incidentally, my costume this year was ‘lawyer’, and every time I answered the door I told them that I was going to sue them for attempting to extort candy with menaces. Scariest Halloween ever, although it was mainly the parents who cried this time.

“You can trust me.”

I’m not sure, I heard somewhere that you developed MMOs…

By: Brian 'Psychochild' Green

Brian 'Psychochild' Green — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 09:29:22 +0000

I suspect the lack of a priest was to avoid the “Dey’s maykin’ mah kids to wirship da SATANS!” backlash as much as that was possible.

Anyway, I’m of moderate height and rarely wear red. You can trust me. ;)

By: Melmoth

Melmoth — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 07:55:51 +0000

Ever noticed how the unicorn runs to Dungeon Master whenever he turns up? Receiving new instructions. Yeah.

Never trust a healing henchman, that’s what I say.

In other thoughts:

“And what do you bring to the party, Acrobat?”

“Well, uh, I can leap small chasms, assuming they’re no more than ten feet deep. And, uh… I can hit things with my magical extending stick that are… well, at least several feet a away!”

“Great. Almost as useful as making the eight year old child a berserking combat rhinoceros. Should make puberty a REAL delight.”

By: Spinks

Spinks — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 07:45:50 +0000

I think they had a healing pet.