I decided to grab the Dragon Age: Origins character creator last night; I’ve no intention of getting the game any time soon because it sounds like it’s going to be one of Bioware’s typically epic games, and I really don’t have the time at the moment to dedicate to it.
But I’m a sucker for a good character creator.
So I downloaded the three hundred and seventy-odd megabyte installer, ran it and then launched the newly installed character creator.
The first thing that popped-up was an ESRB rating certificate, with the following advisory text:
“M for Blood, Intense Violence, Language, Partial Nudity, Sexual Content”.
“Wow”, thought I, “this is going to be some serious character creation”.
So I rolled up my sleeves and got a box of tissues handy.
I’ve never been so disappointed to see a bunch of sliders, stats and text dialogues, in all my life.