Day forty two. Still stuck in the character creator. Johannson has abandoned us and struck out on his own. I fear that Smedley-Brown will leave next, and then I don’t know what I shall do; I was going to kill and eat him so that I didn’t have to leave our base camp to fetch food. On a brighter note I have completed my Automata clone:
He will sit nicely alongside my Stupendous Man, along with all the others.
As I write this, Smedley-Brown is leaving. I’m alone now. All alone. Like that man in Silent Running with all his robot pets.
Oh, now that would make a great character.
You could even be extra cunning and clever and call him Deuce Burn. (Do I need to link the Silent Running cast list? Fie!)
Sounds like a job for Ed Zitron, that Eurogamer guy who reviews games by dicking about in the character creator!
@Ysh: For heaven’s sake m’lady, will you stop encouraging my altitus!
@Stabs: I did try, but alas there’s no ‘penis’ option for the forehead slot of the character creator; a large oversight on the part of Cryptic I feel, as it rules out many possible ‘Internet Celebrity’ character concepts.