Killed in a Smiling Accident.

Dear diary.

Day forty two. Still stuck in the character creator. Johannson has abandoned us and struck out on his own. I fear that Smedley-Brown will leave next, and then I don’t know what I shall do; I was going to kill and eat him so that I didn’t have to leave our base camp to fetch food. On a brighter note I have completed my Automata clone:

He will sit nicely alongside my Stupendous Man, along with all the others.

As I write this, Smedley-Brown is leaving. I’m alone now. All alone. Like that man in Silent Running with all his robot pets.

Oh, now that would make a great character.

Posted by Melmoth at 1:01 am

3 Responses to “Dear diary.”

1. Ysharros Says:
   September 1st, 2009 at 10:43 am

   You could even be extra cunning and clever and call him Deuce Burn. (Do I need to link the Silent Running cast list? Fie!)

2. Stabs Says:
   September 1st, 2009 at 11:45 am

   Sounds like a job for Ed Zitron, that Eurogamer guy who reviews games by dicking about in the character creator!

3. Melmoth Says:
   September 2nd, 2009 at 11:25 am

   @Ysh: For heaven’s sake m’lady, will you stop encouraging my altitus!

   @Stabs: I did try, but alas there’s no ‘penis’ option for the forehead slot of the character creator; a large oversight on the part of Cryptic I feel, as it rules out many possible ‘Internet Celebrity’ character concepts.