Thought for the day.

If there’s one thing you’re guaranteed to hear in Lord of the Rings Online it’s ‘Let us Hunt Some X’.


And where Us means You.

Honestly, it’s like the bastard offspring of Hemet Nesingwary and Hunter Van Pelt moved to Middle Earth and spent the First and Second age having an incestuous love-in, before finally unleashing the resulting deranged generations upon the world.

4 thoughts on “Thought for the day.

  1. Ysharros

    I cried… and then I laughed.


    Wouldn’t middle earth have come first, really? Maybe Nesingwary is the bastard child of an overly industrious dwarf and a particularly charming orc, who got sucked into a dimensional vortex and…

    Uh, where am I?

  2. Melmoth

    Uh, where am I?

    You are standing in the Forest of Boredom.

    In front of you stands a boorish old man.

    He wants you to kill 20 boars.


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