Comments on: Warhammer Online: The Lost Factions.

By: Aaron

Aaron — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 10:25:27 +0000

That’s terrifying. Also the anti-spam verification word was ‘rim’. Pure filth.

By: Melmoth

Melmoth — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 09:34:17 +0000

“She had been left to boil in anticipation for several minutes, but now with her top off, the lascivious wanton egg waited in breathy anticipation as the bread soldier approached. The harlot let off a steamy sigh as the buttery soldier thrust deep down into her moist interior…”

By: Aaron

Aaron — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 09:17:09 +0000

I think you’ve just invented breakfast fanfic.

By: Zoso

Zoso — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:50:21 +0000

To me, Jam and Marmalade, the desirable neutral lands of Toast are being invaded by the Marmite horde! Leave Black Pudding to the 2nd Divison, Potato Bread and Hash Browns! I know the Milk Bowl is carnage, but we’ll have to trust the Variety Pack Regiment to hold their own against the Muesli and Porridge Corps…

By: Melmoth

Melmoth — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:32:32 +0000

“Soon the forces of Marmite broke the accord and, on joining with the often maligned Black Pudding guards, aligned themselves against the more prevalent forces of Jam and Marmalade.” — Breakfast Wars, Chapter 3: Betrayal of the Condiment Constitution.

By: piffle

piffle — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 11:42:53 +0000

Marmite ftw!

By: Aaron

Aaron — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 11:07:24 +0000

Marmite sucks. I’m mobilising my forces now.

By: arbitrary

arbitrary — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 10:40:11 +0000

awesome, particularly the Marmite one, that’d be a fight to the death

By: unwise

unwise — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 10:14:52 +0000

Haha, hilarious Melmoth :D