A public information broadcast for companies demonstrating plastic instrument based games at E3.
– Start the demo with “Are you ready to rock?”
– Wear black t-shirts and have long hair
– If you’re wearing a shirt and have short hair, shred like a maniac
– Play a song that splatters a crazy number of notes all over the screen, and nail most of them
– Use a guitar from someone else’s game
– Have a demonstration team looking like alternate-universe White Stripes
– Fail the song