It’ll need a really big “Keep away from naked flames” warning on it, though.

As somebody who has spent a lot of time trying to pull feisty female diggers on archaeological sites. Um, I mean doing archeology. Archeologising? I was whimpering quietly into my beer while watching what felt like six hours of awful TV, watching as they pull a bit of the once true cross out of the ground by just tugging it then falling backwards (how did she get her degree anyway?), instant results from very complex and expensive tests that need proper labs to do and, best of all, the complaint that Ms token-Christian let an unqualified person help dig as if it was something like a cop letting little Johnny shoot the bad guy instead of doing it himself. Archaeologists will let anybody dig if they ask, frequently they’re a holiday where you get to pay AND have to dig for them.

On the plus side with the tact and subtlety that they dealt with Christian/Muslim relations this week I can’t wait to see how they deal with slavery next week!

Oh, and they get bonus points for destroying the cross at the end for no real reason beyond being a pyromaniac.

Oh, and the nurse who doesn’t understand about infection so ignores the splinter in her finger saying it’ll work its way out. It’s no wonder all her patients die.

I do want a Knights Templar tshirt now though.

There must be a conspiracy behind such arsemongery getting on to our TVs.

I bet it was those Knights Templar, the bastards are always up to something.