Unlike the mild mannered Thief of Socks, whose light-hearted removal of Joe Blogger’s socks means that Joe is merely left with an odd pair and looks a bit daft when he goes out on a date, the dark-hearted Thief of Keys hides your car keys at the most inconvenient time, when you’re most in a panic and need to get somewhere fast; at other times the key thief will cause you to believe you’ve misplaced your front door key, especially when you’re standing on your doorstep, cross-leggedly in need of a pee.

Oooo, he’s evil.